Our good friends at the Internal Revenue Service - and I mean that in the deepest, most sincere way - have long asserted that their mission of goodwill is fueled by a deep commitment to what they affectionately call "voluntary compliance."  Some members of our society genuinely fail to understand the benevolent mission of this pristine agency.  Others misunderstand their own obligations to fund outrageous deficits, sustain government unsustainability,  and to underwrite important activities by the vanguards of the public trust.

Well, in an effort to educate the general public and to extend the kind and caring reach of the "voluntary compliance" of the general public, the IRS has issued a requisition for sixty shotguns.  According to Solicitation Number: TIRWR-10-Q-00023 these are not just any shotguns but

Remington parkerized shotguns, with fourteen inch barrel, modified choke, Wilson Combat Ghost Ring rear sight and XS4 Contour Bead front sight, Knoxx Reduced Recoil Adjustable Stock, and Speed feed ribbed black forend, are designated as the only shotguns authorized for IRS duty based on compatibility with IRS existing shotgun inventory,certified armorer and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.

For my part, I will continue to face Washington DC in prayer at least three times a day. 

I wonder if they could make it 61 and let me have it? I mean possess it.

I bet this will be good for the Armored Armani's business, especially if he starts an Average Taxpayer's Line.

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