Despite the rampant hysteria being foisted on us by earth worshiping tree-huggers, I have been a steady voice to warn the world of the dangers of Global Cooling.  That's right.  You should be worried - especially if your an iguana without health care coverage.  When you hold such a prominent position of power and influence, you get used to scoffers.

But vindication draweth nigh.

The Pew Center for People and the Press is reporting that of all the things Americans are worried about, Global Warming is dead last. 

They didn't list Global Cooling.  It's just too sensitive a topic.  We will continue to wield our influence with discretion.  Or not.

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